$BEZOS
Bezos is a fucking chad. The master of stealing money from the plebs is now tokenized. Buy your share of $BEZOS and make billions like the one and only giga chad himself
Jeff Bezos had always been a shrewd businessman. He knew how to manipulate the system and make money. He built an empire on the backs of the plebs, using their labor to create Amazon, the largest online retailer in the world.
But Bezos wasn't satisfied with just being rich. He wanted to be the richest man in the world. So, he started to steal money from the plebs in a variety of sneaky ways. He raised prices, reduced benefits, and cut corners wherever he could. The plebs didn't even notice, and Bezos grew richer by the day.
One day, as Bezos was sitting in his luxurious office, he had an epiphany. He realized that he had stolen so much money from the plebs that he could never spend it all. He felt guilty for what he had done, and he knew that he had to make it right.
Bezos decided to create a new cryptocurrency called $BEZOS. He would give all of his wealth back to the plebs in the form of $bezos coins. He would distribute them equally among all the plebs, so that each person would receive the same amount.
The plebs were skeptical at first. They had been burned by Bezos before, and they didn't trust him. But Bezos was persuasive. He promised that $BEZOS would be a new kind of currency, one that would be fair and equitable. He promised that it would change the world.
In the end, the plebs decided to trust Bezos. They exchanged their hard-earned money for $BEZOS coins, and Bezos made good on his promise. He gave away all of his wealth, and the plebs became rich overnight.
The $BEZOS coin became the new standard for currency, and Bezos became a hero to the plebs. He had righted his wrongs and had given back to the people what he had taken. The plebs would never forget what he had done, and they would always be grateful to him.
From that day forward, Bezos lived a simple life, content in the knowledge that he had done something good for the world. He had learned that sometimes, it's not about how much money you have, but how you use it.
What plebs say about us
Set slippage to 50% and somehow I lost half my money. THose devs are scammers
noob_crypto_gurly
yeah I bought more kekek
Elon_rules
I took all your money, now I'll give it back
Jeffkillemall
This guy is one hell of a based Chad!!!
Elon_rules
I doubt he paid taxes for this e-e-ehem I I I need to will go to the toilet, by the way I like kids, did I say that?
Joe
you stupid fucks gonna trade this and I'm gonna make fking millions while pumping gas to 400
Jaredfromsubway
Set slippage to 50% and somehow I lost half my money. THose devs are scammers
noob_crypto_gurly
yeah I bought more kekek
Elon_rules
I took all your money, now I'll give it back
Jeffkillemall
This guy is one hell of a based Chad!!!
Elon_rules
Tokenomics
$BEZOS for everyone